For those who thought Delhi Police was only about regulating crime in the capital, eating for free at restaurants and taking bribes, this article will widen your horizon. In an attempt to “help us serve you better”, Delhi Police has managed to release a booklet called Security Tips for North East Students. The photo of the booklet says it all.
via IBNLive
Found this via foobr; worth mentioning here for reasons more than one:

December 5, 2006. Filed in
Funny
From Bash.org
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...